I put them in to wash before they absolutely stunk
But now there is a gaping chasm between the button and its hole
Just getting them to meet has become my short term goal
Must be something in the water that’s caused this phenomenon
I’m not sure that I will ever get my beloved jeans back on
My belly’s like a mountain and the material seems short
It seems my ever expanding waistline has finally been caught 🙈😂
Joanne C Hicks Pembrokeshire Poet 22/10/2024
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