It’s in the bathroom corner
Mocking me from afar
That beastly contraption
I hear whisper “visit the salad bar”
It stares at me relentlessly
While I stand and brush my teeth
It’s mocking and taunting me
Teasing me tremendously
Get on, it sneers and jeers, come onboard
You know it’s free to step right in
Or is the truth that you regret
Tucking into that lushious cheese board?
I turn my back and walk away
One last glance over my shoulder
The bathroom scales whisper to me
There’s no escape, I’m here every day 🤦🏻♀️🙈
