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Tuesday, 3 March 2026

The beast in the corner 😂

 It’s in the bathroom corner
Mocking me from afar
That beastly contraption 
I hear whisper “visit the salad bar”

It stares at me relentlessly 
While I stand and brush my teeth
It’s mocking and taunting me
Teasing me tremendously 

Get on, it sneers and jeers, come onboard 
You know it’s free to step right in
Or is the truth that you regret 
Tucking into that lushious cheese board? 

I turn my back and walk away
One last glance over my shoulder
The bathroom scales whisper to me 
There’s no escape, I’m here every day 🤦🏻‍♀️🙈


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