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Tuesday, 3 March 2026

The beast in the corner 😂

The Beast In The Corner

It’s in the bathroom corner
Gloating at me from afar
That beastly contraption 
It whispers, “visit the salad bar...”

It stares at me relentlessly 
While I stand and brush my teeth
It’s mocking and taunting me
Teasing me tremendously 

Come on board, it sneers and jeers 
It’s free, you know - so step right in
Or is it the memory 
Of that late night cheese board? 

I turn my back and walk away
One last glance over my shoulder
Those pesky scales smirk and whisper  
I will be here…. when you feel brave enough


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