Pesky pigeons playing games …….🤔
A game of cat and mouse is in play
It’s been going on pretty much every day.
You see there is a very special customer at the coffee shop.
He doesn’t walk, he sort of waddles, well more like a hop.
He’s very brave, bold and brash
This customer doesn’t carry card or cash.
But still every day he tries to get to the best table
Sometimes he bring his wife, I’ve nicknamed her Mabel.
His head jerking back and forth as he waddles through the door.
As soon as he’s inside my feet don’t hit the floor.
From counter to door in less than 30 seconds
He’s through that door in less than a nanosecond.
He doesn’t need a menu and he’s definitely barred
Oh yes - Chicks has been promoted to pigeon guard!
In he walks bold as brass expecting to be served
Ha not today my friend for you’ve been observed!
I’ve got my beady eyes on that bird
But he really does not seem deterred!
In fact I really think he is mocking me
One minute there’s one - next there’s three!
It’s like he’s gone off laughing and told all his mates
Come to this coffee shop and watch Chicks stacking plates
Then when she is fully loaded we’ll just waddle in
Watch how she goes into a complete flat spin!
Oh you pesky, puffed up pigeons you may well laugh…..
But it’s about time you started leaving tips for the staff!
😂
J C Hicks Copyright 22-10-21
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