Ironing to victory

I’ve heard of a lady who loves to iron
Especially if the dragon is slaying a lion.
I’ve not gone mad - I’ve not gone crazy
And this woman is far from lazy.

Whenever the boys don their red shirts
She will be away to iron trousers and skirts.
It’s become quite a local Carew tradition
Helping Wales beat off the competition.

As soon as Gatlands army comes out
Clear the decks you hear her shout.
The iron board takes centre stage
Her body trembling with rugby rage.

The referee blows his whistle
A team led out for dismissal.
But it’s not Galands coaching powers
Or the team training long hard hours.

Oh no it’s really Carol’s hot plate passion
For the opposition she has no compassion.
She sets her iron to hot and steamy
A proud welsh win is always dreamy.

She irons like her life depends on it
She doesn’t tire not one bit.
She’s Gatlands secret lucky mascot
So long as there’s washing in her basket.

So when we win the grand slam or lift the triple crown
One lady has been collecting washing from all around.
It’s all down to this one welsh woman
Helping us avoid the spoon which is wooden 👍🏻

Thanks Carol.

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